“The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important...” — James Thurber Quote

“The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy, cannot be understood unless one sits among the audience and feels the warmth created by the quality of laughter that the audience takes home with it.”

“The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.”

“You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.”

“I wake up every day with a smile on my face.”

“I just want to entertain and make people enjoy the game and smile.”

“I was a Shawn Michaels fan, so that's a sad memory for me. I'm proud to add a happier memory in that building, even though Christopher Daniels also lost his smile.”