Humor Quote by Barney Stinson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I am no king, and I am no lord,”

“Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace.”

“We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third.”

“Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.”

“Even now, despite Angeline's watchfulness, she'd occasionally oscillate between random topics, like how shepherd's pie wasn't a pie at all and why it was pointless for her to take class in typing when technology would eventually develop robot companions to do it for us.”

“So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain an atheist. Is that what you're saying?”