Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You were wrong. She really is the new general in town.”

“Sometimes you wake up from a dream. Sometimes you wake up in a dream. And sometimes, every once in a while, you wake up in someone else's dream.”

“Adrian was easily distractible by wacky topics and shiny objects.”

“My muscles informed me they did not want to go through any more exercise today. So I suggest that maybe he should let me off this time. He laughed, and I'm pretty sure it was at me...not with me.”

“Stop fighting me!" he said, trying to pull on the arm he held.”

“One of the few downsides to being awakened is that we no longer require sleep; therefore we also no longer dream. It's a shame, because if I could dream, I know I'd dream about you.I'd dream about the way you smell and how your dark hair feels like silk between my fingers. I'd dream about the smoothness of your skin and the fierceness of your lips when we kiss.”

“Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.”

“There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.”

“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.”

“Who are you?" he asked.”

“Intelligent men are dangerous.”

“Compromise is a stalling between two fools.”