Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.”

“Beside me, Molly rolled her shoulders in a few jerky motions and pushed at her hair in fitful little gestures. She tugged at her well-tattered skirts, and grimaced at her boots. "Can you see if there’s any mud on them?”

“Hell's bells, irony blows.”

“I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.”

“Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!”

“Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group of people. Every faith has its ceremonies. And since it's made up of people, every faith also has its assholes.”

“I am a man, and men do not drink pink drinks. Now, be gone, woman, and fetch me something brown." Jace said.”

“When I was poor and complained about inequality they said I was bitter; now that I'm rich and I complain about inequality they say I'm a hypocrite. I'm beginning to think they just don't want to talk about inequality.”

“I've always known I was gay, but it wasn't confirmed until I was in kindergarten.”

“Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.”

“You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right?”

“If you're right & I'm not, I'm going to be hell to live with, she said. So, you better think about that next time you want to be right.”