Humor Quote by Albert Einstein — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be.”

“In the view of such harmony in the cosmos which I, with my limited human mind, am able to recognize, there are yet people who says there is no God. But what makes me really angry is that they quote me for support of such views. (The Expanded Quotable Einstein, Princeton University, page 214)”

“It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer.”

“One may say the eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility.”

“Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.”

“When the solution is simple, God is answering.”

“They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said.”

“Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did?”

“But-" Maia, still looking at Alec and Magnus, broke off and rasied her eyebrows. Simon turned to see what she was looking at - and stared.”

“Chocolate is God's apology for brocolli”

“If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.”

“This book is dedicated to the voices inside my head, the most remarkable of my friends.”