Humor Quote by Derek Landy — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“An untied shoelace can be dangerous,' he said.”

“Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field of dead people with no one to talk to.”

“We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant”

“Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed.”

“Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.”

“You look angry," he said.”

“Wow. When he started looking back on the war with Kronos as the good old days--that was sad.”

“You just put that sword away, sir, please," said the voice of Lance-Constable Vimes.”

“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”

“People say, 'I'm going to sleep now,' as if it were nothing. But it's really a bizarre activity. 'For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I'm going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.'”

“We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.”

“Ransom really looked at the other man for the first time, shook his head, stared again. “Holy hell, your eyes are like a fucking viper’s.”