Humor Quote by Dorothy Parker — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.”

“There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.”

“I like to have a martini,”

“My love runs by like a day in June,”

“Little Words”

“Don't look at me in that tone of voice.”

“Then you're aping him. Valentine was one of the most arrogant and disrespectful men I've ever met. I suppose he brought you up to be just like him.”

“You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.”

“Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?”

“Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.”

“You've got no sense of humor.”

“Garrick was panting when he replied, “You’re not forcing me to do anything. I just want you to be sure. You can say stop at anytime.” His lips pulled wide. “You don’t need to make up a new pet.”