Humor Quote by Stephen King — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one.”

“This was where wanting to touch his forehead, wantin to see if it felt as smooth as it looked like, had gotten me; this was where it all came out. My eyes were all the way open, and I saw I was livin with a loveless, pitiless man who believed anything he could reach with his arms and grasp with his hands was his to take, even his own daughter.”

“But this wealth of information produced little or no insight.”

“The monster nevers dies.”

“Why' is a crooked letter and can't be made straight.”

“He held her and rocked her, believing, rightly or wrongly, that Ellie wept for the very intractability of death, its imperviousness to argument or to a little girl’s tears; that she wept over its cruel unpredictability; and that she wept because of the human being’s wonderful, deadly ability to translate symbols into conclusions that were either fine and noble or blackly terrifying. If all those animals had died and been buried, then Church could die”

“My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first”

“It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the internet-”

“I will remember this word," he said. "Shenanigans. It is a good word.”

“I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.”

“And if humanity is the last war, then I am the battlefield.”

“THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL”