Humor Quote by Rick Yancey — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You never know when the truth will come home. You can’t choose the time. The time chooses you.”

“Poets never die, I thought. They just fail in the end.”

“We'd stared into the face of Death, and Death blinked first. You'd think that would make us feel brave and invincible. It didn't.”

“And, for one– ten thousandth of a second, all of it fell away, the despair and grief and anger and pain and hunger, and the old Ben Parish rose from the dead. The eyes that impaled. The smile that slayed. In another moment, he would fade, slide back into the new Ben, the one called Zombie, and I understood something I hadn’t before: He was dead, the object of my schoolgirl desires, just as the schoolgirl who desired him was dead.”

“Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.”

“A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.”

“Yes, vanity is a weakness indeed. But pride - where there is a real superiority of mind, pride will be always under good regulation.”

“Everyone is a little crazy. The only difference between us and them is that they hide it better.”

“My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.”

“If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.”