Humor Quote by Tina Fey — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.”

“I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.”

“Hespe's mouth went firm. She didn't scowl exactly, but it looked like she was getting all the pieces of a scowl together in one place, just in case she needed them in a hurry.”

“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”

“Abe held my gaze a bit longer and then broke into an easy smile. ʺOf course, of course. This is a family gathering. A celebration. And look: hereʹs our newest member.ʺ”

“I planted a kamikaze kiss on Jamie’s cheek.”

“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”

“BE QUIET!!...What do you want...? I was in the middle of saying something nice...”