Humor Quote by James Dashner — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I can still kick your pony-lovin' butt with twice this much pain.”

“Wonder why we can do this,' he called out with his mind. The mental effort of speaking to her was already straining—he felt a headache forming like a bulge in his brain.”

“What's going on?" Newt asked, looking back and forth between Thomas and Aris. "Why're you guys looking at each other like you just fell in love?”

“Awww," Minho said. "That's almost as sweet as that time she slammed the end of a spear into your shuck face.”

“Rose took my nose, I suppose,” he repeated; the bubble of phlegm in his throat made a disgusting crackle. “And it really blows.”

“With time to think, the full reality of what had happened hit Thomas like a falling boulder. Ever since Thomas had entered the Maze, Newt had been there for him. Thomas hadn’t realized just how much of a friend he’d become until now. His heart hurt.”

“I think she just asked if she could touch my mango.”

“When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.”

“Well, that's an evil smile...”

“I think we're too young to be dating. I mean I don't see what the rush is." Summer says.”

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”

“Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word "bitch" is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that.”