Humor Quote by Molly Harper — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You can't worry about the future so much that you miss out on the present.”

“I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'.”

“I haven't had a lot of good, soft things in my life," he said against my forehead. "Not since my family sent me away. Apart from being your sire and feeling that pull to you, it's that goodness, that softness and warmth, along with the resolve and strength in you, that I love. Being turned hasn't taken that from you. If someone were going to design the perfect mate for me, it would be you. Even when you infuriate me with your pigheaded stubbornness and your temper and incredible lack of anything resembling self-preservation—”

“I am your sire. I am to guide you through your first days as a vampire. Your first feeding is a rite of passage, a sacrament. It will not be wasted on some hormone-driven frenzy. This is why I wanted you to feed from me.”

“To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.”

“He seemed only ... annoyed. Annoyed, and sweaty, and hot.”

“Saphira waved her tail, the tip whistling loudly. "I'm not asking you to. However, if we attack first, we may gain the advantage.”

“Fate," Blue replied, glowering at her mother, "is a very weighty word to throw around before breakfast.”

“Roger, he has a chain saw," I hissed. "I am not going to die in Kentucky!”

“She should've interviewed Snape," said Harry grimly. "He'd give her the goods on me any day.”

“However, because they have no actual interests of their own (or if they do, they squelch them in order to fit in) and merely pursue those that they think will look best on their college apps, they're zombies.”