Humor Quote by James Patterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same--evil. Count me out.”

“Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?”

“Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?”

“Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)”

“What happened to your tan?"--Fang”

“So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.”

“Sane is boring.”

“I felt this awful obligation to be charming or at least have something to say, and the pressure of having to be charming (or merely verbal) incapacitates me.”

“I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted”

“Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.”

“The story so far:”

“People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad.”