Humor Quote by Patrick Ness — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Who cares even if I didn't?!" Conor shouted back. "They're just stupid berries. Woo-hoo,”

“You do not write your life with words...You write it with actions. What you think is not important. It is only important what you”

“And if one day,' she said, really crying now, 'you look back and you feel bad for being so angry, if you feel bad for being so angry at me that you couldn't even speak to me, then you have to know, Conor, you have to that is was okay. It was okay. That I knew. I know, okay? I know everything you need to tell me without you having to say it out loud.”

“His absence is so big it's like he's there.”

“And then his noise falls completely silent-”

“So we forgive each other?" The crooked smile climbs up one more time. "Again?”

“You’re not as sexy as I think you are.” She squinted. Wait. That hadn’t come out right.”

“A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that a little whizzpopping if forbidden among human beans?”

“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.”

“Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?”

“You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.”

“They're book addicts.”