Humor Quote by Roald Dahl — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,”

“Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.”

““I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I'll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.”

“If you are good life is good.”

“I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.”

“Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!”

“I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly.”

“No. Absolutely not.'”

“Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!”

“Life sucks, and then you die...”

“Of course, now I had the problem of communicating what I needed. Marlen was still beating on the door, and Dimitri would be up in a couple of minutes. I glared at the human, hoping I looked terrifying. From his expression, I did. I attempted the caveman talk I had with Inna...only this time the message was a little harder.”

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”