Humor Quote by Lemony Snicket — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”

“In any case, this is how all our stories begin, in darkness with our eyes closed, and all our stories end the same way, too, with all of us uttering some last words—or perhaps someone else’s—before slipping back into darkness as our series of unfortunate events comes to an end.”

“Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Piracy, for example, is a tradition that has been carried on for hundreds of years, but that doesn't mean we should all attack ships and steal their gold.”

“Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.”

“A man of my acquaintance once wrote a poem called "The Road Less Traveled", describing a journey he took through the woods along a path most travelers never used. The poet found that the road less traveled was peaceful but quite lonely, and he was probably a bit nervous as he went along, because if anything happened on the road less traveled, the other travelers would be on the road more frequently traveled and so couldn't hear him as he cried for help. Sure enough, that poet is dead.”

“If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want.”

“Why are they going to disappear him?'”

“Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles”

“Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.”

“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”

“That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said.”