Humor Quote by Laurell K. Hamilton — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when people find my threats amusing.”

“Why is everything always my decision?" I asked.”

“Death, especially violent death, will turn the meanest bastard in the world into a nice guy. Why is that?”

“Only love of a good woman will make a man question every choice, every action. Only love makes a warrior hesitate for fear that his lady will find him cruel. Only love makes a man both the best he will ever be, and the weakest. Sometimes all in the same moment. -Wicked ”

“I used to think I knew what was right and what was wrong, and who the good guys are, and who the bad guys are. Then the world got very gray, and I didn't know anything for a long time”

“All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah, hiding sounded good.”

“Wayne's a little attached to that hat," Waxillium said. "He thinks it's lucky.”

“Inconceivable!”

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”

“If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.”

“Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print.”

“Rejection is one thing - but rejection from a fool is cruel.”