Humor Quote by Laurell K. Hamilton — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You can't save everybody. In fact, there are days when I think you can't save anyone. Each person has to save himself first, then you can move in and help. I have found this philosophy does not work during a gun battle, or a knife fight either. Outside of that it works just fine.”

“I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how”

“All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah, hiding sounded good.”

“Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I choose the lesser good?”

“I looked at Micah, who shrugged. I looked at Rafael, who shook his head. Nice that none of us knew why he was undressing.”

“I knew from the moment I heard you, the moment I saw the gun and realized that this lovely, petit woman was the executioner, that you would never die waiting for me to save you - that you would save yourself.”

“It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!”

“I'm not senile," I snapped. "If I burn the house down it will be on purpose.”

“Men are all the same, they think that because they came out of the belly of a woman they know all there is to know about women.”

“When you're the only sane person, you look like the only insane person.”

“So let me get this straight. You were living in a tent in the woods, but now you're living with Prince Charming and anger management boy? SERIOUSLY?!”

“I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us.”