Humor Quote by Alice Roosevelt Longworth — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers.”

“Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic.”

“The staircase that was revealed was lit with a soft red glow.”

“Victor patted my hand. 'I like you, Sky. You're a fighter.'”

“In the end, everything is a gag.”

“People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.”