Humor Quote by Neil Gaiman — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Why do we need the things in books? The poems, the essays, the stories? Authors disagree. Authors are human and fallible and foolish. Stories are lies after all, tales of people who never existed and the things that never actually happened to them. Why should we read them? Why should we care?”

“Bod shrugged. "So?" he said. "It's only death. I mean, all of my best friends are dead.”

“For some folks death is release, and for others death is an abomination, a terrible thing. But in the end, I'm there for all of them.”

“Each of the dancers took a partner, the living with the dead, each to each. Bod reached out his hand and found himself touching fingers with, and gazing into the grey eyes of, the lady in the cobweb dress. She smiled at him.”

“Charitably... I think... sometimes, perhaps, one must change or die. And, in the end, there were, perhaps, limits to how much he could let himself change.”

“America was, to them, the place that good people went to when they died. They were prepared to believe just about anything could happen in America.”

“At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated.”

“What, you didn’t pack your lunch?” Ty asked sarcastically as he”

“Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all.”

“This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.”

“I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.”

“Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.”