Humor Quote by Shannon L. Alder — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you were born with the ability to change someone’s perspective or emotions, never waste that gift. It is one of the most powerful gifts God can give—the ability to influence.”

“The true definition of mental illness is when the majority of your time is spent in the past or future, but rarely living in the realism of NOW.”

“The Anatomy of Conflict:”

“If there was any great lesson in life it was this: No battle was ever won with silence.”

“Lies don't end relationships the truth does.”

“Courage doesn't happen when you have all the answers. It happens when you are ready to face the questions you have been avoiding your whole life.”

“Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers.”

“Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.”

“You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.”

“You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.”

“This book will prove the following ten facts:”

“I've got a black-belt in crazy, and I know where you live.”