Humor Quote by Charles Schultz — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.”

“I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.”

“Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.”

“Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove.”

“If you have ever seen a dragon in a pinch, you will realize that this was only poetical exaggeration applied to any hobbit, even to Old Took's great-grand-uncle Bullroarer, who was so huge (for a hobbit) that he could ride a horse. He charged the ranks of the goblins of Mount Gram in the Battle of the Green Fields, and knocked their king Golfimbul's head clean off with a wooden club. It sailed a hundred yards through the air and went down a rabbit-hole, and in this way the battle was won and the game of Golf invented at the same moment.”

“My name is Percy Jackson.”

“Think, think, think.”

“I need to know you believe me when I say I love you. That is all.”

“The blood you spill is the blood of kings,” seethed Dunyasha. “You are not fit for such a gift.”