Humor Quote by Rachel Vincent — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“...the dead have a way of becoming saints in the eyes of their survivors...”

“Some things are private. Some things needed to be said, even when the person who needed to hear them couldn’t hear anything. Ever again.”

“Walking around nude in front of humans was not a good way to keep a low profile with the community. It was an excellent way to make new friends, though.”

“Can’t clean up after you anymore, baby brother, so don’t punk out. Make it count.”

“Why is this so hard?” I whispered.”

“...don’t judge your future based on others’ mistakes.”

“When I was poor and complained about inequality they said I was bitter; now that I'm rich and I complain about inequality they say I'm a hypocrite. I'm beginning to think they just don't want to talk about inequality.”

“We've both got into the blue beetle. He got into the red door, I got into the white one.”

“Is it really you this time, Kells?”

“That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.”

“I don't know if anyone's ever told you this", he begins. He doesn't blush, and his eyes don't dart away. Instead I find myself staring into a pair of oceans - one perfect, the other blemished by that tiny ripple. "You're very attractive.”

“A man once said, 'All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark Twain, you know. He had a fine mustache. Men of wisdom so often do.”