Humor Quote by Rachel Vincent — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“...the dead have a way of becoming saints in the eyes of their survivors...”

“Can’t clean up after you anymore, baby brother, so don’t punk out. Make it count.”

“Some things are private. Some things needed to be said, even when the person who needed to hear them couldn’t hear anything. Ever again.”

“When I was a child, all problems had ended with a single word from my father. A smile from him was sunshine, his scowl a bolt of thunder. He was smart, and generous, and honorable without fail. He could exile a trespasser, check my math homework, and fix the leaky bathroom sink, all before dinner. For the longest time, I thought he was invincible. Above the petty problems that plagued normal people.”

“I had no desire to hear another woman tell my boyfriend how hot he was. If I wanted him to know, I'd damn well tell him myself.”

“...don’t judge your future based on others’ mistakes.”

“What do you think they're going to do to us when they find us guilty?" she says after a few minutes of silence have passed.”

“It’s like this…a starving man would gladly eat a radish, right? In fact, a radish would be a feast if that’s all he had. But if he had a buffet in front of him, the radish would never be chosen.”

“Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.”

“I didn't think about being king,” he said, his voice hoarse.”

“Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)”

“Babcock silenced himself when he caught a gratifying sight on the broker’s shelf—his finance book, Moving Ones and Zeros Around like a Goddamn God!”