Humor Quote by Bill Watterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?”

“[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.]”

“I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!”

“Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?”

“Like delicate lace,”

“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!”

“It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.”

“Jace shook his blond head in exasperation.”

“I loved you way before you ever had a chance to put a spell on me. I loved you at 'I've never been to Long Island,'" Zach said.”

“I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?”

“If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.”

“What was that?" Belgarath asked, coming back around the corner.”