Humor Quote by Oscar Wilde — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Nobody is worthy to be loved. The fact that God loves man shows us that in the divine order of ideal things it is written that eternal love is to be given to what is eternally unworthy. Or if that phrase seems to be a bitter one to bear, let us say that everybody is worthy of love, except him who thinks he is.”

“but love is not fashionable anymore, the poets have killed it. They wrote so much about it that nobody believed them, and I am not surprised. True love suffers, and is silent. I remember myself once-but no matter now. Romance is a thing of the past.”

“The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.”

“I like men who have a future and women who have a past.”

“Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life.”

“Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring.”

“You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!”

“*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or are those really the same things? Think carefully before you insult this book.”

“Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilization in high boots”

“People think first love is sweet, and never sweeter than when that first bond snaps. You've heard a thousand pop and country songs that prove the point; some fool got his heart broke. Yet that first broken heart is always the most painful, the slowest to mend, and leaves the most visible scar. What's so sweet about that?”

“Alec looked at her and shook his head. "How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?”

“You weren't afraid of me when I was Wolf," he said. "Why are you afraid of Nathan?”