Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up.”

“In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.”

“Hell's bells, irony blows.”

“- Did you really save the world ?...”

“If you go to your death rather than do everything you might to prevent what is happening, you are merely committing suicide and trying to make yourself feel better about it. That is the act of a coward. It is beneath contempt.”

“Life is not notable for its overabundance of certainty.”

“Before I leave the bathroom, I pinch my cheeks hard to bring blood to the surface of my skin. It’s stupid, but I don’t want to look weak and exhausted in front of everyone.”

“Why on earth would you buy a car like this if you can't drive a stick? There are dozens of cars--new cars--that have automatic transmission. It'd be a million times easier.”

“If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.”

“Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.”

“I hated sports. I hated sports, and I hated people who played them, and I hated people who watched them, and I hated people who didn't hate people who watched or played them.”

“She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you know, better.”