Humor Quote by Stephen King — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It's a hard life if you don't weaken.”

“The family exists for many reasons, but its most basic function may be to draw together after a member dies.”

“We each owe a death, there are no exceptions, I know that, but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile is so long.”

“Some part of me knew from the first that what I wanted was not reality but myth.”

“We have once again succeeded in destroying what we could not create.”

“Death in the horror movies is when the monsters get you.”

“It smells terrible in here.'”

“Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!”

“I've got a black-belt in crazy, and I know where you live.”

“I told them he'd be able to get you to go out." Rianne folded her winnings and tucked the bills into her blazer pocket. "Look at him.”

“Grandfather informs me that is not possible.”

“A perfect person is easy to love. But when somebody likes all your imperfections, well, that's when you know they really mean it.”