Humor Quote by David Levithan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“In my kind of falling, there’s no landing. There’s only hitting the ground. Hard. Dead, or wanting to be dead. So the whole time you’re falling, it’s the worst feeling in the world. Because you feel you have no control over it. Because you know how it ends.”

“Because sometimes you just have to dance like a madman in the Self-Help section of your local bookstore.”

“What separates us from the animals, what separates us from the chaos, is our ability to mourn people we’ve never met.”

“It is much harder to lie to someone's face.”

“Well, I agree that 'trial and error' is a pretty pessimistic name for it. And maybe that's what it is most of the time. But I think the point is that it's not just try-error. Most of the time, it's try-error-try.”

“It's b******* to think of friendship and romance being different. They're not. They're just variations of the same love. Variatons of the same desire to be close.”

“Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.”

“I cling to him, wishing I could ease his pain. I wish I could take his burdens and make them mine.”

“What ho!" I said.”

“Hermes smiled. "I knew a boy once ... oh, younger than you by far. A mere baby, really.”

“How good one feels when one is full -- how satisfied with ourselves and with the world! People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained.”

“I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-”