Humor Quote by Jerome K. Jerome — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Speak truth, and right will take care of itself.”

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”

“It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do. Wasting time is merely an occupation then, and a most exhausting one. Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.”

“I don't know why it should be, I am sure; but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens me.”

“A woman never thoroughly cares for her”

“You can never rouse Harris. There is no poetry about Harris- no wild yearning for the unattainable. Harris never "weeps, he knows not why." If Harris's eyes fill with tears, you can bet it is because Harris has been eating raw onions, or has put too much Worcester over his chop.”

“As I got closer to the fence, I held my shirt over my nose to block the smell. One stallion waded through the muck and whinnied angrily at me. He bared his teeth, which were pointed like a bear's.”

“How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.”

“Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?”

“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”

“If you love something, let it go.”

“Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite”