Humor Quote by David Levithan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“What separates us from the animals, what separates us from the chaos, is our ability to mourn people we’ve never met.”

“Love me less,but love me for a long time.”

“Indelible, adj.”

“If this continues, if this goes on, then when I die, your memories of me will be my greatest accomplishment. You memories will be my most lasting impressions.”

““It doesn't have to be on Valentine's Day. It doesn't have to be by the time you turn eighteen or thirty-three or fifty-nine. It doesn't have to conform to whatever is usual. It doesn't have to be kismet at once, or rhapsody by the third date.”

“It’s as simple as that. Simple and complicated, as most true things are.”

“Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!”

“When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.”

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”

“Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.”

“You're a stalker with hooves.”

“I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”