Humor Quote by Dani Alexander — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Gay Sex Three, Straight Sex Nil”

“If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake.”

“America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.”

“You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?”

“It's a dirty way to fight, but I'm late for lunch.”

“You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?”

“Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.”