Humor Quote by Ambrose Bierce — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.”

“HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There are”

“Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.”

“In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.”

“NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.”

“The covers of this book are too far apart.”

“I knew you were crazy, but I didn't realize that you were out of your goddamned mind!!”

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”

“I cling to him, wishing I could ease his pain. I wish I could take his burdens and make them mine.”

“When God Created Mothers”

“Isabelle snorted, "All the boys”

“Don't count your owls before they are delivered.”