Humor Quote by Kristin Cashore — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If we knew a person was going to die, we'd hold harder to the memories.”

“In the end, Leck should have stuck to his lies. For it was the truth he almost told that killed him.”

“I wouldn't marry Giddon to save my life," Katsa said. "Not even to save yours.”

“It's only water," she said.”

“Find something useful to do with your morning,' she thought to him as she neared her chambers. 'Do something heroic in front of an audience. Knock a child into a river while no one's looking and then rescue him.”

“To Garan's credit, the treatment of Dellian prisoners did change after that. One particularly laconic man, after a session in which Fire learned positively nothing, thanked her for it specifically. "Best dungeons I ever been in," he said, chewing on a toothpick.”

“Jesper: “If Pekka Rollins kills us all, I’m going to get Wylan’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.”

“Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch.”

“I need to know you believe me when I say I love you. That is all.”

“Where are you going?”

“I'm not senile," I snapped. "If I burn the house down it will be on purpose.”

“Aren’t they supposed to be hiring someone else to train me full-time”