Humor Quote by Kathy Griffin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“On the first day Coraline's family moved in, Miss Spink and Miss Forcible made a point of telling Coraline how dangerous the well was, and they warned her to be sure she kept away from it. So Coraline set off to explore for it, so that she knew where it was, to keep away from it properly.”

“Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”

“Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing--”

“If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.”

“Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.”

“Ask any guy if sex is important in a relationship and the one who says no is lying. I just haven't met that guy yet. When you meet him, let's get him in to the Smithsonian - he's that special and rare.”