Humor Quote by Lewis Carroll — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”

“Curiouser and curiouser.”

“Come, my child," I said, trying to lead her away. "Wish good-bye to the poor hare, and come and look for blackberries.”

“Why it's simply impassible!”

“You're thinking about something, and it makes you forget to talk.”

“Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.”

“It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of putting it into practical effect. I explained this to Jeeves, and he said much the same thing had bothered Hamlet.”

“You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.”

“The story so far:”

“So it's true what they say about warlocks, then?”

“Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?”

“You're such a pain in the ass. (Butch)”