Humor Quote by Steve Harvey — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Let him treat you like a lady and open the car door for you. If he doesn't automatically open the door for you, stand by the darn thing and don't get into the vehicle until he realises he needs to get hid behind out of the driver's seat and come round and open the car door for you. That's his job!”

“You're an investigator - can't nobody find stuff out like a woman. Y'all put the police to shame, make the little investigative tricks they show on CSI and Law & Order: SVU look like counting lessons on Sesame Street.”

“If you're right & I'm not, I'm going to be hell to live with, she said. So, you better think about that next time you want to be right.”

“He smiled in a way that made me want to kiss him right on the spot. Or the lips. Whichever was closer.”

“He who hesitates is a damned fool.”

“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”

“Riley : "Do you want to claw at me, kitty-cat? Come on.”

“I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn-”