Humor Quote by Colleen Houck — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I could feel the warmth of his presence as if a soft blanket had been wrapped around my soul, around my heart. It held me and protected me. It sheltered me and I knew I wasn’t alone anymore.”

“I feel…and I have reason to believe…that we could come to mean something to each other.”

“It’s like this…a starving man would gladly eat a radish, right? In fact, a radish would be a feast if that’s all he had. But if he had a buffet in front of him, the radish would never be chosen.”

“Whew! You two are blowing hotter air than a tornado circlin’ a volcano in Hades.”

“Falling for him would be like cliff diving. It would be either the most exhilarating thing that ever happened to me or the stupidest mistake I’d ever make.”

“That dress…was a very, very good decision. I could write an entire poem on the virtues of your legs alone. You are a feast for the senses.” I laughed. “I don’t know about a feast. Maybe just an hors d'oeuvre.” He took my hand and wrapped it around his arm. “Not an hors d'oeuvre. The dessert. And I plan to spoil my appetite.”

“Murphy hung up and I said, to the still-open line, "Hey, if you've got someone watching my place, could you call the cops if anyone tries to steal my Star Wars poster? It's an original.”

“I have dozens of loyal fans! Baker's dozens! …they come in thirteens.”

“At a certain age almost all the questions a person asks him or herself are really just about one thing: how should you live your life?”

“Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”

“Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.”

“I had just heard tales that the Valkyrie were large warriors, akin to Amazons.”