Humor Quote by Felicia Day — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“No dumb bastard ever won a war by going out and dying for his country. He won it by making some other dumb bastard die for his country.”

“I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!”

“That's brain tissue. How can you-?" Claire shut her mouth, fast. "Never mind. I don't think I wanna know.”

“Now lemme get this straight," she said in a throaty, nasal voice. "You put the lime in the cocanut and drink 'em both up--whoa, long faces. What am I interrupting?”

“Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something”

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”