Humor Quote by Dorothy Parker — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.”

“That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.”

“Be you wise and never sad,”

“The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.”

“My love runs by like a day in June,”

“Three be the things I shall never attain:”

“There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.”

“Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat.”

“Another werewolf thing. Like most animals, we spent a large part of our lives engaged in the three Fs of basic survival. Feeding, fighting and... reproduction.”

“when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.”

“Jace's eyes sparkled, but he said calmly, "Not at all. the Silent Brothers can help her retrieve her memories.”

“I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.”