Humor Quote by Jennifer Armintrout — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Well, I always did want to go out in a Braveheart kind of way. I'll just have to think of something cool to yell before they cut my head off.”

“Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.”

“Glaring at the doctor, Kev spoke in Romany.”

“How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?”

“All right, then,” she snapped, “do as you please! Perhaps afterward we could manage a coherent discussion.” Twisting beneath him, she flopped onto her stomach.”

“At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket and tell myself that if I failed, at least I took a few trees down with me.”

“Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.”