Humor Quote by James Patterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Marty, my mother used to say "Never get greedy with God." I think what she meant was "Don't dare ask for more if you already have what you need."”

“What happened to your tan?"--Fang”

“Listen, street punk. You're a guy, and you're a couple inches taller, and maybe forty pounds heavier, and ooh, you're in a gang. But I've survived ten years of Catholic school, and I will cut you off at your knees without a blink. Do you understand?”

“He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.”

“I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm a wasp (like a whole hive of 'em). And when I'm angry, I'm a Mother Bear with a predator after her cubs: Dangerous.”

“Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.”

“Think, think, think.”

“Now this might disturb you, but I find I'm OK by myself;”

“There are always some lunatics about. It would be a dull world without them.”

“Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers.”

“Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE.”

“Nobody calls me 'blondie' and keeps their kneecaps.”