Humor Quote by Shannon Hale — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'm a terrible prince. I should put my kingdom first and everything else second, but your first. I want you by my side every second, but I know I would crumble if I lost you.”

“I wonder if everyone who faces death hurts like this. It's as though for the first time I realize how much just being alive makes my body ache. But I don't want that ache to stop.”

“There's nothing more aggravating in the world than the midnight sniffling of the person you've decided to hate.”

“... fantasy is not practice for what is real—fantasy is the opiate of women.”

“Look no farther than your hand,”

“You are my butterfly and refuse to set you free.”

“Who are you?" he asked.”

“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”

“Should I pull on a shirt?" he asked with hint of amusement. I WILL NOT BLUSH. "No." He'd be doing the world a favor if he never wore a shirt again, but I wasn't going to tell him that part. "You're fine.”

“They heard the click of the mail slot and flop of letters on the doormat.”

“Log Entry: SOL 118”

“I don't mean to be rude—" he began, in a tone that threatened rudeness in every syllable.”