Humor Quote by Andy Weir — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He puts his claw against the divider. “Fist my bump.”

“If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.”

“Usually you not stupid. Why stupid, question?”

“As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.”

“I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.”

“Grumpy. Angry. Stupid. How long since last sleep, question?”

“Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one.”

“Shigure: JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND, KYO!”

“A dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.”

“Find something useful to do with your morning,' she thought to him as she neared her chambers. 'Do something heroic in front of an audience. Knock a child into a river while no one's looking and then rescue him.”

“He gave a dark chuckle. “But you’re not, so you had absolutely no qualms about kneeing me in the groin, right?”

“Sebastian just smiled. “I could hear your heart beating,” he said softly. “When you were watching me with Valentine. Did it bother you?”