Humor Quote by Eoin Colfer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!”

“A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.”

“Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?”

“Orion brightened. "I have an idea.”

“That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy.”

“What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?”

“You sneaked into my cabin?”

“I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.”

“But-" Maia, still looking at Alec and Magnus, broke off and rasied her eyebrows. Simon turned to see what she was looking at - and stared.”

“The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.”

“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,”

“Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.”