Humor Quote by John Green — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

““Yeah, about the test...”

“The times that were most fun seemed always to be followed by sadness now, because it was when life started to feel like it did when she was with us that we realized how utterly gone she was.”

“Keeping the box closed just keeps you in the dark, not the universe... but failing to open the box doesn't kill the cat.”

“Sometimes people don’t understand”

“There comes a time when we realize that our parents cannot save themselves or save us, that everyone who wades through time eventually gets dragged out to sea by the undertow- that, in short, we are all going.”

“Last words are always harder to remember when no one knows that someone's about to die.”

“Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.”

“What is your advice to young writers?”

“The door opened.”

“I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win.”

“Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?”

“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”