Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.”

“And Death spoke to them —’”

“Ginny, listen...I can't be involved with you anymore. We've got to stop seeing each other. We can't be together.”

“Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.”

“She should've interviewed Snape," said Harry grimly. "He'd give her the goods on me any day.”

“Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?”

“Jocks usually aren't smart. Their muscles feast on their brains.”

“Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”

“Your hair”

“Three be the things I shall never attain:”

“I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.”

“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.”