Humor Quote by Peggy Parish — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Amelia Bedelia," said Mrs. Rogers,”

“Who cares even if I didn't?!" Conor shouted back. "They're just stupid berries. Woo-hoo,”

“I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.”

“When we were almost to the other campus, I felt the weird nausea hit me. I called a warning to Christian, just as a Strigoi grabbed him. But Christian was fast. Flames wreathed the Strigoi's head. He screamed and released Christian, trying frantically to put the flames out. The Strigoi never saw me coming with the stake. The whole thing took under a minute. Christian and I exchanged looks.”

“If you want to be seen, stand up.”

“Let me be clear. Last I was aware you were neither my husband nor my father nor my King. Therefore, any control you may imagine you hold over me is just that- imaginary”

“There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...”