Humor Quote by John Green — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“What I love about the sculpture is that it makes the bones that we are always walking and playing on manifest, like in a world that so often denies the reality of death and the reality that we are surrounded by and outnumbered by the dead. Here, is a very playful way of acknowledging that and acknowledging that and that always, whenever we play, whenever we live, we are living in both literal and metaphorical ways on the memory and bones of the dead.”

“The real heroes anyway aren't the people doing things; the real heroes”

“Not to sound like a jerk, but Jane isn't really my type. Her hair's kinda disastrously curly and she mostly hangs out with guys. My type's a little girlier. And honestly, I don't even like my type of girl that much, let alone other types. Not that I'm asexual or something - I just find Romance Drama unbearable.”

“She cannot possibly be dead, people do not just die”

“Sometimes people don’t understand”

“Something about telling that story made my gut grow back together.”

“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”

“The integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised, sir.”

“You're an idiot.”

“In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.”

“I remembered a piece of sisterly advice, which Feely once gave Daffy and me:”

“Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.”