Humor Quote by Alan Bradley — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Vaporized by the sun! Wasn't that what the universe had in store for all of us? There would come a day when the sun exploded like a red balloon, and everyone on earth would be reduced in less than a camera flash to carbon. Didn't Genesis say as much?”

“Anyone who knew the word slattern was worth cultivating as a friend.”

“I have no fear of the dead. Indeed in my own limited experience I have found them to produce in me a feeling that is quite the opposite of fear. A dead body is much more fascinating than a live one and I have learned that most corpses tell better stories. I’d had the good fortune of seeing several of them in my time.”

“That's it, cupcake. You're going down.”

“You can't save everyone, though God knows you try.”

“Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”

“You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.”

“When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you've created together collapses, and that everything you see or do reminds you of them, the worst is the thought that they tried you out and, in the end, the whole sum of parts adds up to you got stamped REJECT by the one you love. How can you not be left with the personal confidence of a passed over British Rail sandwich?”

“Are You Ready for New Urban Fragrances?”